I just want to use this post to scold and shame Adam for “ruining” (and that’s a euphemism) my laptop and forcing me to get it professionally cleaned and re - booted; which was not cheap.
Adam, next time you want to check out whaletails.com or one of the many other weird niche adult sites you forgot to clear from my history, at the very least do it on your own computer or don’t make a mess all over my keyboard.
I can’t believe I even have to tell you this. I’m so embarrassed for you and what a disgusting slob you’ve become. I may very well have peed on your sheets, but this is way, way more disgusting.