… Just want to go ahead and give a big old high hard one to Mrs. Adelstein from Toluca Lake whom I just had the ‘pleasure’ of speaking with on the phone, as a part of my job.  

Do you remember the concept of jobs, Mrs. A?  Home at 3:46 on a Friday, and I got the feeling you didn’t just give yourself a 3 days weekend, bitch.

To answer your questions, in order, should you fall off your broom and get the opportunity to read this before you’re dragged back with the other harpies to the C-Word Lounge:

1) I do believe I’m providing a valuable service, which is more than I can say for the cheap thrills you peddle in only the finest back alleys the ‘Lake has to offer.

2) What horse?

3) I sleep VERY WELL at night, thank you, and will sleep even better after I first visit and second piss on your fresh grave.

I just added your name to my google alerts, and babe?  I hope it brings up an obituary REAL SOON.