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Phrase To Retire: “Lady Boner”

I like to laugh as much as the next guy, but one thing I don’t find funny is the phrase “lady boner.” A real “lady” would never say that she has a “lady boner” and it’s also just a stupid thing to say. Next time just say, “Tim Riggins is so attractive. I have a crush on him.” Do NOT say, “Tim Riggins gives me a lady boner.” That’s just gross, ladies.

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    Nah man. Lady boners are hilarious. Especially with a number preceding them. (for example, β€œMan, that gave me 300+ lady...
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