I just don’t know anymore. 

1-3 against the spread?  Not even the WORLD CHAMP Green Bay Packers cover the spread against the hapless Bucs?  Eli Manning is driving to tie the game against the hapless Eagles, and GIVES the ball away???

Don’t even get me started on Tebow beating the Jets.  Adam’s started to worry that this Tebow thing is going to haunt him, and is waiting for Timbow to come have words.  Denver—> Rancho Cucamonga’s an easy flight, and Timmy’s got a score to settle with DeMamp.

Point is, I’m no gambling (entertainment purposes only) expert.  I’ve dipped into my safety zone for acceptable gambling losses after this week’s failure, and this is when I have to pull the plug, or risk becoming a degenerate like my cousin Todd.  And I’m not about to live in a trailer community and marry a girl like Kris Farnell.

So you’re on your own from here on out… just remember what I’ve taught you.  Always bet the defending World Champs (but watch out, they may screw you).  What animal would win in a mascot fight?  Does the opposing team need to bring a tank to win?  And most of all… bet big, or go home. 

And if you have a problem, seek help.

• Last Week - 1-3
• Against the Spread (Season) - 18-24-2
• Straight Up (Season) - 25-19