These are the idiots I work with.
Wow, everyone. Speechless. Alice just called everyone’s attention to announce two big things:
1) The TelAmeriCorp Employee of the Month program has been reinstated, and;
2) She’s chosen to name me as the October Employee of the Month.
I know, while not explicitly stated, that this award is not just for October’s performance, but for August and September as well, since the program was suspended per a “lack of proper candidates”… I took it as a motivational ploy by Alice, and it worked. I was motivated enough to be the best.
Thanks to Alice, my customers, our phone technicians, and all my fellow TAC co-workers who push me to climb that figurative mountain, who push me to be their champion. I will represent this award with the dignity, grace, and non-legal action taking against the company that it deserves.
Pop the champagne.
I didn’t want it to be this way, but I am guaranteed a safe working environment BY LAW. NO STEPS have been made to even empty the toxic-piss-carceginic garbage can since yesterday, and while the leak has run dry, THIS—
…is NOT a safe working environment.
I’ve made a call to my legal representation, and they’ve told me I have a strong case against TelAmeriCorp and it’s subsidiaries. I plan to offer my co-workers a chance to join up with me in a class action lawsuit against our employers.
Don’t be surprised if my internet is disabled and my tumblr hacked to keep these incriminating images from the public. Spread the word. We will NOT let big business take advantage of us!
After Alice said it “wasn’t my problem” I went to take more pics to document the disgusting, leaking hallway and something from the ceiling leaked on me. I have no idea what it could be, but judging by how “modern” and “clean” (sarcasm) our office is I’m guessing that it’s toxic waste of some kind.
Now I have no option but to go to the hospital and get a tetanus shot. The whole flu shot idea worked out pretty well for me, so I think a tetanus shot is the safe, appropriate thing to do in this situation.
I also plan on sticking TelAmeriCorp with the bill for the tetanus shot. Jerks.
Stumbled across this disaster when I was looping around to use the restroom.
Employees were NOT notified of the leak, no signs marked the potential danger in the annex hallway, nor were breathing masks even offered to prevent the inhalation of cancerous particles/fumes.
Posting these as evidence before I present this to Alice, whom I’m hoping, for her sake, was not aware of it. We should be sent home and the office should be shut down if there’s even .001% of sewage waste in that garbage can (which reeks of a Jillian move, btw).
If you don’t hear from me again it’s because I died from working in this festering hell hole.
That’s right, you can now follow TAC on TWT. Or Twitter, for the unhip.
I’ve gone ahead and registered the company account on my own, to show Alice and the Big Cheeses that I am indeed an employee she/they can count on in a professional/personal setting. I even put her name on it so that when it…
As a proven twitter expert, I can’t tell you the amount of mistakes you’ve already made here. I’m just going to sit back and watch the fireworks.
Throw me a follow, though, dog, if I end up following you as purely a curiosity.