The Ders Report
A Confession

Blake, 

This isn’t easy for me, but in the spirit of being forthright, I just want to tell you that I also have a major crush on Paula Deen. I know that you fell in love with her first and I feel like a real scumbag for liking the same girl that you do, but she really is amazing and I tried to fight it, but I can’t fight what’s in my heart.