The Ders Report
See a problem here?
Maybe this is just the stress talking again, but WHAT IS THE DEAL with people eating oatmeal in an office break room, and not RINSING THE FUCKING BOWL!?!
I’ve run through a list of what this particular selfish slob could have been thinking, and there’s not a sensible excuse in the bunch—
"Oh, the girl’ll get it." - Sure, that may have flown up to 1980, but women are an equal part of our workforce now.  We need to accept this.
"Not my job." - Oh, no, of course not, YOU JUST WORK HERE.
"I’ll get it later." - The oatmeal’ll be CAKED ON by then.  Hell, most of it already is.  Why not just rinse it out, throw it in the dishwasher when you’re done tying the feedbag to your face?  You’re lazy enough to make the instant instead of the far-superior plain oats option, so don’t stand on your time-saving soapbox on my accord.  Asshole.
Is it too much to ask for a little responsibility around here?  Is it too much to request the same courtesy I give my coworkers?  I guess it is.  I guess I’m just the one who has the problem.  Why, because I live by a simple mantra that makes the world go round…
If it’s worth doing?  It’s worth doing RIGHT.

See a problem here?

Maybe this is just the stress talking again, but WHAT IS THE DEAL with people eating oatmeal in an office break room, and not RINSING THE FUCKING BOWL!?!

I’ve run through a list of what this particular selfish slob could have been thinking, and there’s not a sensible excuse in the bunch—

"Oh, the girl’ll get it." - Sure, that may have flown up to 1980, but women are an equal part of our workforce now.  We need to accept this.

"Not my job." - Oh, no, of course not, YOU JUST WORK HERE.

"I’ll get it later." - The oatmeal’ll be CAKED ON by then.  Hell, most of it already is.  Why not just rinse it out, throw it in the dishwasher when you’re done tying the feedbag to your face?  You’re lazy enough to make the instant instead of the far-superior plain oats option, so don’t stand on your time-saving soapbox on my accord.  Asshole.

Is it too much to ask for a little responsibility around here?  Is it too much to request the same courtesy I give my coworkers?  I guess it is.  I guess I’m just the one who has the problem.  Why, because I live by a simple mantra that makes the world go round…

If it’s worth doing?  It’s worth doing RIGHT.